by katie suxs February 22, 2017
Get the sausage fightmug. When you lick your friends asshole out take a steamy shit on the ground then push it in their ass hole followed by the sausage aka their dick
by Timmy5727 November 15, 2017
Get the steamy sausagemug. The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.
A sausage event occurs when the
male population > female population
If the male population represents:
=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage
The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
A sausage event occurs when the
male population > female population
If the male population represents:
=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage
The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
by LOLUMAD999 March 29, 2010
Get the Sausage Scalemug. A dish that consists of cock, balls and jizzm reserved exclusively for those that don't understand what creamy sausage is and that it is on the menu for the evening.
by Lingopronva November 10, 2014
Get the creamy sausagemug. The act of a man ejaculating into a female's (or male's) mouth and having her/him spit the ejaculation onto the tip of the man's penis, thus creating the illusion of a pearl on a sausage.
"Man, Veronica gave me a nice one the other night and finished me off with a nice pearl sausage."
"Josh said 'pearl sausage' to me the other night and I ended up think of what it could mean and then I wanted to give him one."
"Do you charge more for a pearl sausage?"
"Josh said 'pearl sausage' to me the other night and I ended up think of what it could mean and then I wanted to give him one."
"Do you charge more for a pearl sausage?"
by sinspirations October 4, 2011
Get the Pearl Sausagemug. It's not good sex if it doesn't sound like sausage and macaroni
Him: do you wanna have sausage and macaroni tonight?
Her: sure thing daddy
Him: do you wanna have sausage and macaroni tonight?
Her: sure thing daddy
by Chlo_bot February 11, 2021
Get the sausage and macaronimug. What could normally be considered fashionable clothes that do not actually fit. Usually 2-4 sizes too small. The result of deluding oneself that you can still fit into the clothes that you bought 5-10 years ago.
The intern says that her clothes don't fit because she recently gained 20 pounds. I think it's a case of sausage chic.
by isitinyourcube October 11, 2009
Get the sausage chicmug.