To Insert your finger into your anus and then fishook the inside of someones mouth attempting to scratch the inside of there mouth.
by matt fortune November 12, 2006
The act in which an individual first puts their index finger into an anus, covering it in fecal matter, then scrapes it along the insides of a victims mouth, causing a jagged wound that will likely become infected
by AlphaGusterTwo July 11, 2008
Sort of like the "Full Nelson", but instead of the person applying it around an opponites arms and head it's appyied to a person's legs and penis. Unfortunately it is impossible to apply to a woman.
by TnAMan January 31, 2019
Foreplay technique, performed by inserting one's hand or fist into a partner's anus and rectum, to the wrist, then inquiring as to what time it is.
Rob performed The Rusty Watch on Kathleen, pushing his hand betwixt her buttocks to his wrist, then asked of her the time of day, to which she cordially responded "Ohhh - it's ... it's like 2:30 or something... mmm."
by gadiv January 21, 2009
Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.
Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)
Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.
These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.
Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)
Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.
These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.
It took Janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.
by PhillyD-train March 14, 2007
This is a prank when you stick your finger in your but and put it inside someone's mouth when they are sleeping like an anchor.
by pl0xer May 25, 2009
by poopshoot bomber April 23, 2009