Russian Unicorn

(v): when you put a strap-on dildo on your head (so you look like a Unicorn) and and then fuck the shit out of your girl(or guy) until she(or he) screams your name.

Chris: "Dude i heard your girl spent the night"
Edward: "Yeah! I gave her the ol' Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"

That guy over there looks like he's ready for the Russian Unicorn.

by Soviet Alliance November 26, 2010

russian torpedo

To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.

It melted slowly as she was given the russian torpedo

by Charon May 27, 2006

Russell

although a common name, Russells (particularly of the Miller brand) are kind hearted, lovable, sweet, and will do anything for the people they love. They are incredibly loyal to their family, and they make wonderful husbands. Your brothers will love him and you parents will be thrilled to have him as part of their family.

oh man you lucky girl you, you scored yourself a Russell! you can look forward to a lifetime of happiness with that one!

by gillybeansGEM March 26, 2011

Russian Salad

During sex, this is when the male pulls out of the vagina and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.

Steve: "Yo, man, I gave Becky a Russian Salad last night."
Joe: "...God hates you."

by lolomgitsmatt36 February 4, 2009

russian bikini wax

when one cuts off their pubic hair for later use to be made into a faux beard for a friend, without their friend knowing.

"its sandys birthday, what are you getting her?"
"i decided to be creative, im going to give her a russian bikini wax."
"shit thats such a good idea, i was just going to give her sandals."

by fuckmelikeablackman October 17, 2009

Russian gay pride parade

Russian Gay Pride Parade -when the fireworks you hear are actually gun shots and the shrieks are people screaming and not the whistle of the firework

Aron-Hey man did you see the show last night?
Bill-yeah it turned to an absolute Russian gay pride parade

by Monstermachine863 October 30, 2018

Russell Crowe

-an excellent actor or synonimous to excellence in acting
-Someone who's very dedicated and focus to his craft.
-who makes great movies
-a very misunderstood person

I wish many actors are as talented as Russell Crowe.

by Delphic Oracle August 19, 2006