Roman Craddock

A Fat lardass who only eats butter, and canola oil. Roman weighs 100 Zillion pounds and causes a level 10 earthquake every time his fat fucking ass breathes. Also he’s kinda chubby

Yo dude Roman Craddock is so chubby

by JoeNuts445 April 25, 2023

Roman

A guy who has very nice freinds Fortnite Sweaty boy is very handsome and attractive is not afraid to admit he's not perfect has big 🍆

I would be lucky to have a Roman

by James bond 69 June 25, 2020

ROMAN

He's pretty kind thick and kind of a bitch he's always helping others laugh while simultaneously being a bad bitch no hoe will ever try him why would they he'd slice a hoe in half and that's on mf period

You see that baddie Roman , damn he thick

by PRETTY GAY BOY June 3, 2020

Roman

Some guy who sucks at rust

Hey man did you see what Roman did yesterday yeah man lost me a base.

by mannuts October 30, 2021

roman bowling

inserting ones testes inside a womans vagina

honey, can we go roman bowling tonight

by Strike bowler July 6, 2008

Roman

Roman is a english gay boy, her mom is Martha , is one of the Nicki Minaj's alter ego

Nicki was on fire on stage

-yes, this was roman

by Barbianna January 2, 2022

Roman

The kinda guy who works tirelessly with extreme efficiency and accuracy but also finds time for friends family and himself. The man has at least one hobby and likes to be free. He might have a small problem with himself (he wants to change sleep habits). He is kind and inclusive to those who deserve it. He is a natural born leader if he needs to be, but would rather let someone else tell him what to do. He's love sick. He wishes for a loving gf seeing as the last one cheated. has a secret talent for writing and painting and likes kittens and puppies equally. He loves to play games with friends but also likes to go it alone. He is effectively loyal to you as long as you don't absolutely wreck him. He's usually kinda tall, standing at 1.8-2 meters tall. He wants to visit Australia and New Zealand. In his hobbies he enjoys planning and execution of large scale (often expensive) projects. He's a tiddie and ass guy and likes thick or thin, tall or short girls. He's a great hugger and an extraordinary cuddler. He is still pondering if the cia documents on different dimensions is true but he doesn't actually care. He is a seed in the ground waiting to sprout ;) (he's also the heir of his smol families patriarchy)

Matticus: so roman will end up like me eh..?
Timothy: no. Maybe similar but not quite you or his mom.

Matticus: well like me or not, one thing is for certain.
Timothy: whats that?
Matticus: he is going to be more powerful than you or I or even our dad. He truly is the hidden king.
Timothy: do you really think so?

Matticus: yes. He will make an excellent patriarch

by Manbearpig666666 October 22, 2020