preening rod

A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.

"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".

"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."

by BrokenKing February 19, 2021

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

Rod Rage

an outburst of anger, aggression, or violence attributed to the use of an erect penis

my boyfriend had rod rage last night when I told him he could stick it in the butt

by Rodrage October 13, 2023

hot rod duncan

in an amblin’ van lived a banjo man and his name was hot rod duncan

person 1: omg it’s hot rod dunkin!!!!!!!
hot rod duncan: who?

by ILCilikecoal July 24, 2025

Rod

Slang term for penis

ayo that girl can take some serious rod

by Cruned July 21, 2022

gooker rod

An extremely long and heavy fishing rod and reel used by Asian peeps to catch fish off bridges or bluffs. You can find these at Wal-Mart or pawn shops in the south but most people won't recognize them by their name.

We loaded up the gooker rods and ice chest and went fishing at the river.

by popa bob June 10, 2017

Rancid Rod

When a man's penis smells horrible or revolting. This is the result of an individual not showering or cleaning themselves for several days.

Person 1: Damn bro, you got one Rancid Rod
Person 2: Yes, I have not showered in serveral days

by AfroBro13 January 15, 2020