A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.
Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.
by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019

Rob is a boy known for his extremely potent sexual powers. If you can let a girl’s pussy squirt within 10 seconds, you deserve the name Rob.
by Allknowning Master May 23, 2018

Rob is such a:
stunning
kind
funny
intresting
creative
attractive
smart
cool
insight
eye for detail
fun to be around
worthy
smexy
and awesome persone.
stunning
kind
funny
intresting
creative
attractive
smart
cool
insight
eye for detail
fun to be around
worthy
smexy
and awesome persone.
wow that person is so cool, it's such a Rob!
is his name Rob? it must be bc he is so remarkable.
I want to be Rob.
is his name Rob? it must be bc he is so remarkable.
I want to be Rob.
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