Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.

Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.

by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022

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Hay riding

Being high or stoned due to smoking grass or eating marijuana infused food.

Dude what did you do yesterday?
I was hay riding in my girlfriend’s basement.

by Dawaninon December 12, 2009

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ride the rod

To climb onto an erection and have sexual intercourse

Hey baby, come ride the rod.

by madam curious December 11, 2013

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Get the ride the rodmug.

riding the zipper

to grind, or have clothed sex

She was great at riding the zipper.

by zipper lover August 27, 2016

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Get the riding the zippermug.

That feeling you get when you're high on a probable love affair especially when it's a crush or one sided love that doesn't get through due to either being in a friendzone or because the guy you like is a big time douche puppy or because he turns out to be a spineless traitor or simply because..... sigh!...... Circumstances.

It was my Dreamland Ride that came to an end coz he's the one who labeled me a hoe behind my back.

by CrazyHeadShit26J95 November 18, 2018

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