Retarded flamingo

The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.

"I don't want to get up, because my foot's asleep"
"Trying to avoid the retarded flamingo, eh?"

by Unbalanced June 6, 2009

retardead

Doing something so dangerously stupid that you or someone else could get killed.

Mike was going 70 when all you could see was snow, how retardead can you get.

by knownman February 23, 2011

Retarded Claw of doom

A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.

Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom

then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw

by qwersdcfgvhjkl April 12, 2011

Retard Time

The random time occurring daily were you instinctively do stupid things to your significant other. retard time can occur any time and any where and knows no boundaries....

during retard time yesterday lorrin tried to shove a turkey baster in my asshole, and i counter retarded with the ass clinch of a 7 year old.

by MitchNLauren November 7, 2011

sub-retardation

below the normal level of retardation

billy bob joe has been recently diagnosed with sub-retardation

by spork January 30, 2003

Dentally retarded

Someone who *knows* they need to go to the dentist but keeps putting it off because they are scared, they don't want to spend the money, or they think the problem will just go away on its own.

Bob: My teeth are killing me.

Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.

Bob: I don't wanna go.

Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.

by VT T-Bear November 26, 2009

recycling-retarded

1 (adj.) The phenomenon of a person becoming so ingrained with throwing away any and all byproducts that they can't remember to recycle even when the option is placed directly beside the trash can.

2 (adj.) A kindergarten-level attitude problem against recycling, and a sign of extreme, illogical selfishness resulting in aggression towards the Earth and anybody who respects it.

You just put a plastic bottle, aluminum can, and plastic wrapper in a trash can that's right next to the recycling bin. Yet you bitch about smelly landfills and also admit to not caring about oil pouring into the ocean. I don't get it, did you witness your mother getting raped by a whale? You're recycling-retarded.

by zealant April 25, 2011