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Puss Penis

Having a pimple on your penis
"Hey man why do you always spend so much time in the bathroom"
"Oh sorry, I've just got a Puss Penis
by Aj3900 February 15, 2017
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Puss gut

Puss gut- When confronted you get a nervous smirk on your face while asking what. Have an answer for everything.
Puss gut was trying to tell me what to do today.
by denis ranisewski April 1, 2022
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Coke puss

I tried to have sex with Jake but I had a bad case of Coke puss.
by Dict6son June 5, 2017
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puss puddle

a puddle of puss under a female
I gave her a puss puddle.
by Stori November 29, 2017
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Slay Puss

An elite, self-made sorority of drop-dead gorgeous, wildly intelligent, and effortlessly cool girls at UT Austin who don’t just participate in Greek life—they run it. More than just a friend group, Slay Puss is a full-blown cultural phenomenon. Think sorority glam meets frat chaos: they host legendary darties, throw iconic parties, and somehow always end up on everyone’s stories (even the ones who “don’t remember seeing them there”).

Their romantic conquests span every frat and every grade—documented meticulously in a flowchart so organized it deserves academic credit. They show particular love to the KAs and Sig Ep pledge class of 2024, who, frankly, should be honored.

Slay Puss girls are the type to pregame harder than most people party. They walk into a room and immediately become the vibe. Girls not in Slay Puss? Still great. Just... statistically more likely to be crying in the bathroom.
"Did you hear Slay Puss is throwing another rooftop darty?"
"Ugh, of course the KAs are going—Slay Puss runs that frat."
by pussyslayer2025 April 22, 2025
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Pennsylvanian puss shooter

When a man lays his penis on a table and smashes gonorrhea puss out of it and a female catches it in her mouth.
I had gonorrhea so I had no choice but to perform the Pennsylvanian puss shooter.
by Jaqarius November 27, 2021
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Puss Plan

A Puss Plan, is a plan with the only purpose being having sex with a female without too much hassle or exchange of romantic feelings.
Hey boys can’t hang out tonight I’ve got a Puss plan lined up.
by Brookside23 March 3, 2022
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