Scurvy punch

A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.

Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.

by Bigbuckferret October 16, 2008

Diddy Punch

The term originating in the incident in which Diddy punched a guy in the jaw when he took offense at Diddy chatting up his girl.

He diddy punched the fool who was talkin up the girl he brought to the party.

by Sterces October 18, 2008

Falcon Punch

Verb. To use an extremely epic move or tactic in anything that grants the user instant victory.

Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.

Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!

by John D. Heisenberg May 15, 2013

Predator Punch

Predator Punch= Mike's Hard Lemonade. It's the drink that the statutory rapist always brings to the scene of the crime in "to Catch a Predator" on T.V.

I bought a six pack of Predator Punch little girl!

by daverinodave June 11, 2013

dot punch

A punch delivered to the anus itself.

While training, I dot punched Kelvin so hard he cried blood

by punchy Mckick January 21, 2014

Probation Punch

When you use your bail time to find the guy that snitched and punch them in the face.

'I've gotta be back in jail by 8pm, time to give Larry a probation punch'

'Probation Punch Bitch!' <pow>

by neoshinobii July 5, 2014

Danke Punch

The act of thanking someone by physically punching them in the face.

I loved hearing what my boss had to say about my performance at work, so obliged him with a danke punch.

by Charles M. Nagasaki October 3, 2014