The snail position is an awkward position of two beings where one of them sticks their tongue down the other individual's ass while doing sexual intercourse. (only for very flexible people)
Gee! I can stretch! Let's commence in the snail position!
by Xello101 February 22, 2015
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A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey
Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night
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When a certain man puts both biceps overhead in class and leans back in his chair.
My teacher assumed the calvinklein position which caused me to have a severe heart problem.
by TimmyBuz February 25, 2018
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Was the full-time position I was offered YOUR current position? Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. It wouldn't take much because you aren't much.
Hym "Because if that's the case you only have your full-time position because the nature of the position was withheld from me. You know that, right? And you're goingvto waste your life doing an inferior job and it isn't going to matter because it's ALSO a MEANINGLESS job. That's your life. Doing a less good job than I would. And if you want the work to get done faster SHOW UP AT 10 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE."
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023
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A small island that has very warm items, very warm houses, 5 people live there and 7 people visited it. It’s 279 degrees Fahrenheit. People found a way to survive there.
Positive Egrostron isn’t dangerous but Negative Egrostron is dangerous
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When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.
Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!
by Fratty Frat June 1, 2022
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1. sex act, to drive your partner round to another man's house and wait outside in the car, while she gets done by multiple guys.

2, cuckolded to drive wife to bull's house letting have sex while will waits outside in the car.
rapper :"hey will where's your wife ?

will" she's inside doing them guys",

rapper:" when will she be back?"

will :"after August".

Rapper" your in the Will Smith Position "
by jaypink April 6, 2022
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