anti-poser 

Someone who loathes posers and sees it as there mission to beat all the poser out of someone, so the poser can be themselves

Any poser reading this I'm gonna beat your ass

Two real acutal people (if there are any left) see a poser:

person1-blahblahblah*sees poser*
Person1-dude look at that poser
person2-Bitch
person1-(to poser)Hey don't make me go anti-poser on your ass!

poser-(confused)What? Oh...uh...GREEN DAY rocks!

person2-Go fuck yourself poser

anti-poser by cvoutcast101 May 24, 2008

nirvana poser 

A Nirvana Poser is somebody who tries to fit in with Nirvana fans and fails terribly at knowing the simplest, well known song Smells Like Teen Spirit. Nirvana is a Grunge band that was super popular around the 80's and came out with 22 albums. The lea singer/guitarist is Kurt Cobain. Not Curt Cobain.

Dude, you're such a Nirvana poser.

nirvana poser by Rologgin May 16, 2018

Rock Poser 

The most annoying people since wanksters. This coming from a HIP HOP/RAP FAN, these people show a strong desire to be apart of the rock culture by hating on hip hop/rap when they probably listen to shit like MCR, they hate on hip hop/rap because they think it makes them look all punk and metal. They have never listened to good rappers like Eminem, Proof(from d12), Lupe Fiasco, Nas, LL Cool J, 2Pac, Biggie, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, Eazy E, Rakim, Ice Cube, or probably never even heard of those rappers. These people always get beat up and picked on at school by real rock fans.

Rock Poser: I hate rap it sucks.

Hip Hop Fan: Have you ever heard of Proof?

Rock Poser: Who's Proof?

Hip Hop Fan: I knew it.

Rock Poser: Well rap is all about sex, drugs, guns, money, gangs ect.

Hip Hop Fan: Um no, have u heard "When I'm Gone" by Eminem? "Keep Ya Head Up" by 2Pac? "December 4th" by Jay-Z? "Forgive Me" by Proof? None of those have Drugs, Sex, Gangs, Rims, or whatever in them.

Rock Poser: No I havent heard those.

Hip Hop Fan: *sigh*

Rock Fan: Hey is this faggot giving you trouble man?

Hip Hop Fan: Yes beat him up.

*Rock poser gets beat up.*

Rock Poser by God I hate posers September 6, 2009

Twilight Poser 

Losers who read Twilight because:everyone else read it,they thought the movie was awesome,they thought the actors were HAWT OR they just saw the movie w/o reading tthe books OR they don't even like it and just pretend to b/c every1 else(namely posers) love it!

Shallow_Girl:OME!!!!I LOVE Robert sooo much he's sooo HAWT
Me:Shut up you twilight poser
Tine:Yeah twilight poser!!!!!
Twilight Originals:Go DIE!!!!!

Twilight Poser by pockylover368 April 15, 2009

Bike rack poser 

1)Fake biker, Might or might not even own a bike, but has a bike rack on car. Following a fad.
2)A person who owns a bike rack on top of they're car and not use it, also improperly installed, ex. having only front towers for the poser fairing, having towers extremely close together to make the runners shoot up to the sky, backwards installation.
3)A person with a roof rack that will forever always be in mint condition. Fairing might have lots of stickers. They might also be carrying random stuff like wheels, tires, barrels on their racks.
4)Usually found on modified vehicles.

Dude puts a rack on his car because he saw other people do it and he wants to follow them since it is "Cool". He does not in any way uses the rack at all. This makes him a bike rack poser.

Bike rack poser by Ay Way Way June 27, 2010

myspace poser 

someone who'll post a picture of themselves on myspace from basically a different era in their lives, i.e. a really skinner period in their lives whereas now they're really fat and barley recognizable. A fake, false, posing individual.

Man, did you see Laura's myspace page?? She used that picture of herself back when she was in high school... Seven years ago and before she had 5 kids!!

Damn, what a myspace poser!!

myspace poser by cbugg February 3, 2008

Osiris Poser 

One of those kids who always wear Osiris shoes to school and claim they skate but they don't. They also think they are so awesome for wearing them even though they are big, bulky, really shiny, and annoying to look at with those huge letters and flashy colors to get your attention. It's okay if you wear Osiris shoes that are low profile and regular looking, just not the big ones with huge letters that spell "OSIRIS" on the tongue and back of the shoe.

Dude: Wow, look at Anthony and his retarded looking Osiris shoes.

Dude #2: Yeah, I heard he is full of himself for wearing them.

Dude: What an Osiris poser.

Osiris Poser by xocnwahs March 20, 2011