poop head

Someone who does something that annoys you, makes you mad, or does something really stupid. Essentially, everyone is a poop head.

Saddam Hussein is a really big poop head.

by Katie April 3, 2003

poop smith

a character from homestarrunner.com that shovels poop for the King of Town

the poopsmith has taken a vow of silence

by V8 March 20, 2004

poop drop

this is the cousin to the peep drop . Its when you need to take a shit really bad and if you dont find a bathroom soon you will shit your self

Dam, I ate to many burritos at the mall and I seriously need to make a poop drop ASAP.

by rommate s dirty girl January 11, 2010

Poop Turn

When you leave for work in your car in the morning and have to shit. You have to decide if you can gamble and make it to work or do a "poop turn". You turn your car around and head back home to crap on your own toilet.

Got a mile from home today heading for work when nature called. Had to whip a "poop turn" and go back home.

by It's always sunny in Corcoran October 17, 2010

Poop Attack

When shit flies.

it's rainin' poop, allelujia.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

Poop Sock

Poop Sock (n). - A normal foot sock which is used to defecate into. The use of a poop sock can be caused by a lack of willingness to get up and go to the bath room, due to being presently engaged in a video game, or other mentally strenuous activity.

Poop Sock (v). - The verb poop sock, is used to allude to a process that will consume much time, and involve very little moving.

- I have a poop sock of a test coming up for Latin. Should take at least 3 hours to finish.
- That Molten Core run took 8 hours; sure was a poop sock and a half.

by Beau Bouchard August 27, 2007

Poop Noodle Parfait

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.

Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."

by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011