Texas Water Plug
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Texas Water Plugmug. When a girl will let you cum in her face, but not in her mouth, you first shoot your load on her nose, covering her nostrils. She will then have to open her mouth to breathe, at which time, you finish cumming in her mouth.
As she was wiping the cum out of her nose, my wife sighed and said "Really? Another Nellie Nose Plug?"
by Juanny Cash September 7, 2017
Get the Nellie Nose Plugmug. When in the work place a member of staff with higher amibitions is constantly wedged up the managments arse to better themselves by dropping other staff in the Shat!!
by tobycarvery1 April 27, 2010
Get the Human butt plugmug. by MrNorview August 3, 2016
Get the ran off on the plugmug. by tuffpuff January 13, 2009
Get the fire plug mug. - Oh you work at Victoria's Secret can you hook a sistah up?
- I do not work there anymore...
- Oh crap!
- Don't worry gurrl, I got plugs, i'll hook you up
- I do not work there anymore...
- Oh crap!
- Don't worry gurrl, I got plugs, i'll hook you up
by ShakishaLove December 11, 2013
Get the i got plugsmug. Unlike the plug n' chug when a mathematician puts logical numbers into an equation. With the plug n' pray, mathamatician plug numbers into the equation and prays that there right.
-note mostly used by students failing a math course.
-note mostly used by students failing a math course.
by T-man2damax December 18, 2008
Get the Plug n' Praymug.