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piss beer

Dude, I'm so broke I'll buy piss beer.
by jlobabayyyyyyyy January 8, 2015
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anonymous pissing

A dumb prank where somebody pisses all over the bathroom leaving a nasty mess.
Josh noticed that there was piss all over the toilet paper rolls and all over the floor; it must have been the act of anonymous pissing.
by Mike_Litoris February 28, 2013
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piss and miss

to delibrately miss the toilet when taking a piss
Person 1: wheres keller

Person 2: he said he had to take a piss

Person 3: ill check

Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss
by IanAKAmoroN December 18, 2012
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Piss Creek

A luxurious bush found in B1 (Brown Camp) at Reading Festival 2008.

This bush was used by thousands of unhygeninc, mud ridden people, who just wanted a remote, yet satisfying area to do what they do best.

Piss Creek was owned by Tiny Camp (headed by King Thom and his rabid minions)

Piss Creek was also very versatile; sometimes becoming "Shit Creek", "Vomit Creek" and in desperate cases "Cum Creek".

A points system was used as an advertising ploy for Piss Creek, whereby a person could gain 10 points for "twosies" (current record holder is Little Steve with over 120 points).
"Hmm I'm in B1 and I'm at least 5 minutes away from the nearest toilet, but I'm about to PISS MYSELF, what ever shall I do?"

"FEAR NOT! PISS CREEK IS HERE! 10 POINTS FOR TWOSIES"
by James O H October 16, 2008
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Pike Piss

An expensive cup of extremely weak coffee, brewed everywhere by Starbucks; also known as Pike Place Roast.
This was no day for Pike Piss; Sharon was either going to have to brew her own coffee or shell out the bucks for a case of Mountain Dew.
by J. Dailey April 16, 2008
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Piss-Break

Any match in "professional wrestling" involving women where one can run for "a quick leak/drain the snake/squirt the vag" whilst the "soy boys/SJWs and mentally retarded & desperate male virgins" rapturously clap and chant 'this is awesome' in 'House (at a live event) and at home to substandard fake fighting in the likes of the WWE which contains more than 1 female "wrestler (fake fighter) versus another of said gender"
Vincent Kennedy McMahon: Who is up next in the gorilla position Kev?

Kevin Dunn WWE: Its Charlotte versus Bayley in a Women's title no DQ match

Vincent Kennedy McMahon: Thank god it's a piss-break match.

At least I can get a break from my whiney daughter pushing these perpetual PMT vaginal actors. Tell Steph I'm off to push the women's revolution (crimp a loaf and take a giant piss).
by Alpha Bravo Cheesecake November 20, 2018
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Flip a piss

If your mom found out you were going out with him, she'd flip a piss!

We are like the only two people who laugh at random words!
I know everyone else would flip a piss if they tried to do the same.
by starstrukk69 July 7, 2010
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