Pigeon

When you accidentally poke you finger up a man’s bum hole while shouting ‘PIGEON’!

Guys, I can’t remember how it happened but he was walking around naked and I pigeoned him

by Mother Flocker June 2, 2022

Pigeon

A majestic beast that fluffs when wet

Derrick do you see that fluffy thing?
OH SHIT ITS A WET PIGEON!!!

by Wetpigeongod February 14, 2023

Pigeons

Pigeons don't really exist. They are small robots made by the government to watch our every move, but are created to seem dumb enough so we don't care.
Pigeons.
They are always watching.

"Something is wrong with those pigeons man."

by A bag of flour October 23, 2018

Snap pigeon

Snap pigeon is a derogatory term for somebody in line outside the snap benefit office.

Damn look at that group of snap pigeons over there. They look mad hungry.

by Hairy sausages November 7, 2025

Baltimore Pigeon

Noun; A corn dog (hotdog with cornbread surrounded it) covered in smegma (sometimes referred to a “framonda cheese”)

I’m hungry. I could really go for a Baltimore Pigeon

by GrandGoonwizard August 15, 2025

Pigeon Toeing

The act of sticking ones big toe up another individual's rectal passage.

Person A-"Dude what's that rank smell?"
Person B-"Dude that's Josh's foot."
Josh-"Yeah I just got done pigeon toeing Melanie."

by BeefieMcManStick July 6, 2009

Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998

I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010