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Feed the pets

A euphemism for becoming intoxicated by drinking alcohol.
It's Friday night and we're gonna feed the pets!
by alrightok. July 24, 2009
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pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015
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shark pet

Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.
Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?
by theycallmecarmen92 July 10, 2018
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Pet Junior

One or more high school juniors selected by a high school senior to receive mentorship or to engage in social activities.
"Poor Patrick—he doesn't have a pet junior."
by Jimmysonglaugh February 18, 2017
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Clan Pet

She/he is the bitch of the clan, they are less popular then the clan slut but still whorish. They live to one day be a clan slut.
LOL, Did you see what i made the clan pet do with that chick?!
by James-D_O_A October 20, 2010
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Pet names

A pet name is a kinky name to address someone as in kitten, doggie, or any names of pets.
That’s my kitten, we like to use pet names
by PedicurePool November 8, 2022
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pet birds

uf you are thinking of having pet birds, thick twice. or TRICE literal so noisy all the time. morning noon and night, you'll be greeted by their "AAAAAACCCCCCCCK" :D yes
friend: "should i get pet birds?"
me: "no."
by yesiwannadie December 28, 2022
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