greek penis

A greek person's penis that is controlled by the gods Zeus and Poseidon. Greek penises are known to be too big and too mighty for many women. Female encounters with these penises have resulted in vaginal tearing and extreme orgasms controlled by Poseidon(God of Water)

Maria: So im going out with Kosta
Nicole: NOOOOOO!!!!
Maria: Why?
Nicole: He has a GREEK PENIS!!!
Maria: OMG I better stay away from him he might cock slap me
Nicole: Your too late greek penises are too powerful
Maria: Fuck your right

by Itchy Scratchy January 12, 2011

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orange penis

the "orange penis" is contracted from having eatin cheetos and then watching free porn thats absolutley and totally illegal and having a massive erection...i think you know the rest...

also known as (the gilded fuck stick)
(the saltie twinkie)
(a bad spray on tan)
(i call mine sir. squirtsinmyeye)

by BRENDAN BITCH DONT FORGET IT August 28, 2005

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penis locker

a locker {Vagina} were multipel dicks can be inserted

hey her pussy is a penis locker

by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 17, 2018

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paris hilton

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

BLONDE UGLY SKANK!
YOUR PARFUME SMELLS LIKE ASSHOLEE!
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DONKEY!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT YOU IN A THONG!
EW EW EW EWWW
YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOUR FUCKING TIRED!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAH

EWWWWY!

PARIS HILTON SHOULD GO FLUSH YOURSELF DOWN THE TOILET POOFACE!

by none.of.your.BEESWAX August 7, 2009

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