peaches

A non explicit way to refer to a bitch

There's a lot people up in this club!!
Yeah, but where are all the peaches!

by Floyd Noodles April 12, 2015

Peaches

A girl with a nice ass, looks good naked, and is incredibly sexy.

Boy 1: So you hooked up with Peaches?
Boy 2: Yep! And I got all up inside her!
Boy 1: Nice!

by WhoFuckinCares? September 12, 2016

Peach Smoothie

When a guy drinks or slurps the access cum from the womans vagina ( or anus) after sex.

Girl: you just came in me
Boy: now im going to drink that peach smoothie

by Celery Baggie June 7, 2016

peacheswelfarecheck

A instagram account that has over 400 followers and is a spam page that is ran by two people. A spam page meaning they post memes, funny videos & other good content they also got recognize by a instagram user named "lovelypeaches4ever100" I guess they went live with each other which brought "peacheswelfarecheck" followers

Dan: "hey have you watched this video on peacheswelfarecheck account"

Rose: "no let me see"

by Ligmaballs100 September 25, 2018

Peaches and Bananas

Like Apples and Oranges, but with Humans...... as noms

Human 1: Why would it be weird if you're straight male friend grabbed your gay female friends' butt, but it wasn't weird when your gay male friend T-Ed just grabbed your straight female friends' tits and screaming "HeeeeeyyyyyAiimmmeeeeWaaasssupGurrrl!!!" at the party?

Human2: Got me. Peaches and Bananas bruh...

by Mr. Mets March 2, 2020

peach tree dish

According to world renowned nuclear physicist and congresswoman from the great state of Georgia, the peach tree dish is the preferred growth medium of Bill Gates when growing fake meat that allegedly gives US citizens a zap in their body when eating a real cheeseburger to again eat the fake Bill Gates burger. The theory of how develops the desire to eat Bill Gates' fake meat in the first place, has yet to fall from an orifice of MTG.

See also: gazpacho police

The brain of Marjorie Taylor Green must be located in a peach tree dish somewhere because there's no chance it is in her head.

by ThumbsUpSisterFucker June 8, 2022

Green Peach

The worst of all STD's

Girl 1: Shit! I have Green Peach!
Girl 2: Ew, ho!

by N3blar July 10, 2010