When you surround yourself in a hot tub with a group of redheads within 2 hours of taking them for some Live Más.
It was a chilly fall day - the perfect occasion for a grande supreme chalupa, 78 soft shell tacos, some fire sauce, and a pumpkin patch steamer.
by Papa Smurphy November 13, 2025
Get the Pumpkin Patch Steamermug. 
When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.
Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.
Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?
Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?
Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022
Get the Patch's Lawmug. by jgcskd December 20, 2017
Get the cabbage patch dollmug. When the college waterpolo team put on their speedos, many of the men’s Satyr patches were on full view.
When we kiss, I love to feel his beard on my lips, while I place one hand behind his head to pull him into me and my other hand on is satyr patch to stoke his hair.
When we kiss, I love to feel his beard on my lips, while I place one hand behind his head to pull him into me and my other hand on is satyr patch to stoke his hair.
by Theofeeder March 24, 2025
Get the Satyr Patchmug. The part of your phone's touch screen (iPhone, Droid) where your finger oils form a patch from frequent scrolling.
Dude I have a nasty scroll patch on my iphone.
At least my Blackberry doesn't have a scroll patch like your Droid.
At least my Blackberry doesn't have a scroll patch like your Droid.
by Nick Muggets April 8, 2010
Get the scroll patchmug. by Rafael Del Castillo November 20, 2019
Get the Patchmug.