Parker is hot sexy and has a shlong really good in bed and is a great BF better not ruin ur chances with him because u will miss out if u let him slip away. He also will make u squirt all over uself when u see him.
Girl: "Who is that hottie over there!"
Other girl: "That's Parker i have a few classes with him and i squirt on myself every time I see him."
Girl: "OK good i wasn't the only one"
Other girl: "That's Parker i have a few classes with him and i squirt on myself every time I see him."
Girl: "OK good i wasn't the only one"
by HOW ARE ALL THESE NAMES TAKEN November 27, 2018
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by parkerknowsbest October 29, 2018
Get the parker mug.A rather short person, but will shoot up in size during puberty in all things (ladies). Most people think that they are very athletic people, but in fact, its really the opposite. Parkers are very lazy but can nerd alot, but they try to keep it to a minimum. They enjoy humor and try to tell jokes to lighten the mood. They make sure their friends come first before anything. And usually keep to themselves, a bit quiet at most. But can be a great friend if you manage to get them talk! Parkers are very creative types, making art and or already have ideas. They can get along with just about anyone, adjusting their personality.
Guy: Hey, who was that guy who liked playing NES games?
Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about
Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?
Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about
Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?
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Get the Parker Reynolds mug.A gorgeous, tall, and cute guy. Usually blonde haired and blue eyed. A Parker is super sweet to everyone he meets. He cares a little too much about his reputation but loves to have fun. He's extremely smart and knows what he is doing. Everybody wants a Parker to explain the chem homework. Parkers are always willing to put their best foot forward and help anyone in need. They make the best boyfriends and even better friends. Getting close to him will make you're life so much brighter. A Parker's smile can light up the entire room. Parkers are always mediators. When there's an argument a Parker is always the first to close it kindly and make everyone wish they were as kind. Parker's are always there. You can't ever miss these handsome lovers.
Parker never ceases to make my day!
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