Putting my face on

applying make-up... simples!

I'll be 20 minutes!! I'm just putting my face on!

by tetcha November 26, 2013

putting words in the horse's mouth

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later

by Sexydimma January 15, 2014

putting pokeballs in the items pocket

A modern or "hip" term for inserting ones dick into another's hoochie.

Random fuck boy: "DUDE I AM GOING TO BE PUTTING POKEBALLS IN THE ITEMS POCKET"
Random fuck boy 2: "What does that even mean?"
Random fuck boy 1: "I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING INTENSE!"

by xXp00nslaya6969Xx December 25, 2014

putting sticks in someone's wheels

(mettre des bâtons dans les roues in French of France)

preventing someone from achieving their full social/educational potential, or just hindering their plans altogether

if a cheater is failing you on purpose they are probably putting sticks in someone's wheels

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014

putting on slippers

Sleeping with a grandmother

I pulled at the bingo and took a grandma home. It was like putting on slippers

by MOTD March 19, 2015

Putine

A mini prostitute
Comes from the Spanish words puta and prostituta combined together to make one word

"She is a putine!" (a mini putine)
"Yeah that girl, she is a mini pute)

by Vaginal genious March 29, 2015

Putting sausage in the freezer

Having sex with your ex-wife

John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.

by Raw Jelly Beans September 3, 2016