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Triangle Potato

The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.
"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"

"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"

"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."
by Galloway February 26, 2008
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Runner's Potato

The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.
At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.
by Pfu May 20, 2010
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potato dog

You are such a potato dog 😍
by Doggoo February 21, 2017
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Epic potato

Epic potato Is the main god in ppotatology, he is labeled as the god of nature and radical gamer moments, but those titles barely scratch the surface of his endless amounts of power.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
by The Church of epic potato February 17, 2020
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Potato Plug

A Potato Plug is when you find a potato just right to stick up your ass
Kath: This potato plug is so hot.
Konner : Are you sure could use a potato I plug as well.
by Shaggy Dill September 9, 2019
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Potato's Journey

Potato's Journey is a book series written by two good boys named jon and elias. It is a good series about a potato named Bob.
Someone: Do you want to hangout today?

Me: No, I'm reading Potato's Journey.
by Someone_Named_Bailey April 16, 2019
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The Potato Oath

The oath of potatoes, against potato abuse, and potato harm.
You will come across the potato curse if you break The Potato Oath.
by NICE BRO NICE OMFG June 11, 2018
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