Pootash

When someone runs their finger along their arse crack collecting, on the tip of the finger, a load of sweaty shitty arse stink then wiping said finger along the top lip of some unsuspecting person.

I Just pootashed Jeff while he was sleeping so when he wakes he will smell nothing but my shitty arse crack.

by Spoopleman May 9, 2018

port-a-pottie

The act of laying on ones back and spreading your legs to allow another to shit, piss or what ever into your holes/s (depending on gender and preference)

hey cutie, down to try out the port-a-pottie? i want to be filled with more love of yours.

by xd CeeJay October 7, 2018

Pobtas

A person who owes someone money like Charles

Charles is really pobtas because he owes me 10$

by TUpeds October 25, 2018

Pontarelli

Loud out going people,one of the nicest people you will ever meet, great personalities and looks

The Pontarelli’s are amazing people!

by XX November 10, 2018

pootang

good ol' mexican pus

Normal Nigga: Hey do you guys know Veronica?

Sensible Nigga: EW NO. SHE GOT THAT POOTANG
Retarded Nigga: I'd still smash that sexy POOTANG
chris: helpppppppppppp
haylee: dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ppooOOOootoang

by POOTANG CRUSADERS December 9, 2018

pertaneart

Almost.
Variation of petnear, pert near, etc.
Seems more ubiquitous to those in northern states who may fit the "hill billy" stereotype.

The hay bails are pertaneart gone.

by TJD13 July 6, 2019

Poatato

Me

A POATATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM BEFORE YOU CAME IN PLEASE EXCUSE THE MESS IT MADE

by Short_dino April 22, 2019