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polish mouth wash

When a polish man waits to ejaculate or have sex for 46 weeks so his cum is locked loaded and ready, cums into the mouth of a teen male or female large enough to fill a entire mouth because of the back up he endured in his sex life. The technique helps give the teens fresh breath and no cavities.
He Sondra your breath smells great! "Yea my uncle Radis said he was waiting so long to give me some polish mouth wash. I had some this morning from him"
by Gary chalker May 13, 2017
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Nail polish emergency

The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.
Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.
by rettanator August 15, 2009
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Nail polish tumor

The little blotch on your nail created when the polish clumps together.
I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.
by oxfordskank September 11, 2011
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Polishing your knob

The act of polishing and or shining another person's knob, a.k.a., their penis tip.
"Ey Boy i'll polish dat knob for fitty cent."

"That Bob Dylan is so hot I'd polish his knob fo free!"

"Got a knob? I'll polish it"

"What was Becky doing out back with Josh?"
"Oh I caught them last time, she was polishing his knob"
"Wow..."
"Yeah she did a good job from what I saw. That knob was clean as a whistle."

"So, you want a job. What are you good at?"
"Polishing your knob."
by Tats McGats February 18, 2012
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Polish Croissant

When a female grazes her bodily fluids along a piece of 9-Grain Wheat Bread. She then squeezes the bread-concentrated fluids into a man's open asshole.
Yarmela gave me a solid Polish Croissant
by j-u18 August 27, 2016
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Polish Dildo

A frozen turd, used mainly by council estate scratters and impoverished Eastern Europeans.
I came home to find my wife whaling away on herself with a Polish Dildo. The house smelled like the shit house door on a Grimsby trawler.
by lordtippet June 23, 2017
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Polish Boomerang

Only possible when prevailing air currents are transferring air from your ass to your nose...Breaking wind when not respecting the environmental conditions results in a Polish boomerang.
The other day I was laying in bed with the fan on and had to fart...Little did I know I was about to launch a Polish Boomerang.
by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011
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