Only possible when prevailing air currents are transferring air from your ass to your nose...Breaking wind when not respecting the environmental conditions results in a Polish boomerang.
The other day I was laying in bed with the fan on and had to fart...Little did I know I was about to launch a Polish Boomerang.
by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011
I came home to find my wife whaling away on herself with a Polish Dildo. The house smelled like the shit house door on a Grimsby trawler.
by lordtippet June 23, 2017
by Dags July 18, 2005
The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.
Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.
by rettanator August 15, 2009
I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.
by oxfordskank September 11, 2011
by Hegel/Megel September 21, 2013
A Nail-Polish Nelson is a boy who uses his feminine charms and progressive ideas to prey on women's insecurities. Hides behind a facade of being a man who has no toxic masculinity, overall a huge performative activist.
by Heylol777 January 05, 2021