Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.

1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"

by The Big......0 December 9, 2020

Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

by The Alcorus November 23, 2020

Watermelon Patch

A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.

There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.

by KG6 February 21, 2021

Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.

Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.

by SaviorofThePatchy February 22, 2021

sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet

tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night

by sour patch kids inc. May 5, 2021

Sour patch kid

Oons

Oony is a sour patch kid.

by Oons May 8, 2021

Bro Patch

Ladies commonly tattoo the lower part of their back and men call it the "tramp stamp". It is rare but in some men they bare the mark of the "Bro Patch" tattoo on the lower part of their back. These men normally carry a fanny pack and almost never take off their shirts.

Hey man, is that a "Bro Patch" I see peeking out of from underneath your shirt?

by GES? July 17, 2022