cream your panties

To become aroused, making hawt secretions come out of your vagina.

It happens when you see something sexualy stimulating, such as a guy with awesome hair or V lines.

Figure.10: "Ok, now we're going to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire-"

*fangirl scream*

Figure.10: "Please people, try not to cream your panties."

*all fail*

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

panty-lock brakes

When a guy has brought a girl to his bedroom and has gotten all her clothes off but the panties. When he tries, she gives him last-minute resistance. They usually spoon or something afterwards.

Donny: Yo dude, so what happened with Vivian? Eh eh ?

Rudy: Not a whole lot.

Donny: Details, bro

Rudy: I got her in bed, but then she put on the panty-lock brakes. I'll have blue balls for a fucking week.

by Baby Carrot November 16, 2009

panty flies

Another slang term used to describe gnats that fly around a dogs penis in the great outdoors.

I could not keep the panty flies out of my eyes while we were trout fishing today.

by Pita Shark September 12, 2006

Panty oyster

The slimy semi-dried ovulation juice paste puddle left in a set of panties at the end of a lond hard day.

Man, she got home from work and when I pulled her drawers off I got to eat that panty oyster!

by Plumpterdefiner January 16, 2020

Panty Frosting

The surplus of granny panty bunched up and flowing over the waistline.

I looked over at her expecting a whale tail and instead of a sexy thong, I found a wad of panty frosting.

#Eww

by CBDub September 24, 2013

Panty Grits

The litle white crumbs that are sometimes found in a womans panties or in their poon shaft.

I bolted when I looked down and saw that she had panty grits.

by Max. L July 23, 2008

hitler's panties

Crusty panties that belonged to Mrs. Hitler that sold for almost $5000 usd.

Did you hear about hitler's panties?

by Rosxel September 19, 2020