my peanutbutter and jam

Whenever you hear a song that you crave it's your peanutbutter and jam.

"Aaahhhh SHIT, that's my peanutbutter and jam.

by CRAZYLARRYQUOTES May 1, 2020

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.

Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

by Jack446 May 7, 2020

Navajo peanut burp

The act of filling a Navajo ass with peanut and liquid and having him or her fart them out into partners mouth.

She couldn't eat another drop after he fed her his Navajo peanut burp

by Beanergeuise November 12, 2020

Heehoo Peanut

ohh ohh ahh ahh used to convey sarcasm and insult someone's sayings by mocking them like a monkey.

Person 1: You are an idiot.
Person 2: Heehoo Peanut you are an idiot.

by infranana December 8, 2020

juicy peanuts

An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.

Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”

by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021

Creamy peanut butter

Comes from a TikTok group where they made TikToks of them saying food names in weird voices.

Young Brother: Honeeeeyyy-
Older Brother: You may got that, but I got the... S U G A R R R
Young Brother: You may got those but I got the... CrEaMy PeAnUt BuTtEr

by BeeaansWhattheheck April 16, 2022

Unsafe peanut butter friday

To have unprotected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "unsafe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

by mike millson November 27, 2022