Cheeseburger Titties

When a girl has huge boobies and shes horrifically obese. The only reason she has those big boobies because she eats a ton of food.

Bro 1 : Dude, I banged Shirley last night!
Bros 2: That huge she beast has Cheeseburger titties, you filthy bastard!

by Dildo stuffer October 01, 2017

Eeyore Titties

Occurs when a woman's titties droop down to the ground and point outwards. Not unlike Eeyores ears from Winnie the Pooh. They appear sad and unwanted.

Damn that bitch had Eeyore titties.

by Dr Shmeckle Mr Slide November 29, 2011

titty juggling

the act of grabbing a girl's jugs and moving them around while standing on one foot.

while candy was over last night we went swimming and did some titty juggling.

by collin69man July 15, 2009

Tittie Honk

When one squeezes a females titties, then it makes a car horn sound.

Man 1:Yo mah niggie, you made them titties honk yet?
Man 2:YEAH I MADE HER TITTIE HONK!

by John Mertles August 22, 2012

Tittie burger

When one presses the titties together and it appears as a sideways burger

I bet you wanna watch me make my own tittie burger don't you

by Bible thumper 6.66 March 23, 2017

legitti-titties

Confirmation that a large pair of breasts are, in fact, real and not the result of plastic surgery. Legitimate breasts.

Do you think those breasts are fake, or are they legitti-titties?

by Jude Price October 26, 2010

Titty bread

The bread you put under you huge tits to soak up all that sweat.

"It's so hot out! Even my tits are sweating!"
"Girlllll you need some titty bread!"

by anon57392 August 30, 2009