noodle cup

When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.

Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."

Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"

Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."

by LS oki February 13, 2014

spack-noodle

(N) A person who ruins an activity by involving himself in it.

Don't invite Mark, hes a spack-noodle

by AlpacaMilo April 2, 2017

Wack a noodle

When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.

Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!

by Jequeese July 14, 2019

nub noodle

A word used over the interwebz, describing asians as noobs.

omg dude, jesung-woi tung just re-rolled a wizard, lawl, wut a nub noodle!

by [rhys] January 9, 2008

Goo Noodle

Noun; limp dick full of slick

Wow what an impressive goo noodle
Lob your goo noodle in me
Inflate your goo noodle to satisfy my... appetite

by HansGrubah January 15, 2021

Bagged noodle

A soft penis with a condom on.

My woman did not appreciate my bagged noodle, my thrusts were ineffective.

by 2lisimst January 22, 2020

Send Noodles

Noodles means nudes , also meaning to send every month on the third like rent

Hey Bae I'm bored and can't do anything in quarantine, can you send noodles

by XtremeLimits June 4, 2020