Josh Joke

Some resemblance of a joke that more often than not will not make sense. Often unrelated to the conversation, it is an attempt at humor that will miss the mark.

Hey guys Tom has lemur.

Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.

Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.

Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.

by Llama member May 9, 2022

Chode Joke

A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.

That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.

by SgtDoomsday September 8, 2017

joke boner

When you laugh so hard you get a boner.

Colin's joke about Mexicans gave me a joke boner

by Jard S January 19, 2016

thinking joke

when someone makes a double decker triple layered analysis-required joke that you need a harvard phd to understand

joe: man, this weather feels like someone ate a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
joe: yes
john: fuck you

by Duck0321 January 30, 2022

short jokes

the favorite thing of short people.

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite

by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022

Unfunny Jokes

Unfunny jokes are -69/10 jokes, like this one. You really aren't supposed to use them, seeing how many people who write these are in Gen Z. These can be ranging from Teen Titans Go to every dead meme in existence. They also are very awkward, because saying sus can make your social credit drop from 793 to -sideways 8.

Comedian: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because their shellfish! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Literally every atom in existence: Alright, what the fuck?
Comedian: Wait, I can tell another joke! Why couldn't the pirate sit down? His booty got stolen by a h-
Literally every living organism in existence: Yeah, yeah, we know. Hot sexy girl. Unoriginal and unfunny. We are nuking you for making two unfunny jokes in a row.

by World Record of gifting vbucks December 12, 2021

Expired Joke

when you keep laughing at the same old joke over and over again for a long ass time

“yo that shit still hits me man”
“homie that’s an expired joke, move on bro it’s been a decade”

by joontiddies December 28, 2021