Mushroom Black

When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.

She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black

by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022

mushroom growth

When a woman gets moist she worries I might grow mushrooms

So moist leads to mushroom growth.

Karen is so moist she has mushroom growth.

by Schuyler 55 February 18, 2023

Mushroom Sauce

An extreme level of beef is called mushroom sauce

Amal and bailea have mushroom sauce

by Dj lozza July 5, 2017

Mushroom Stamp

Dipping the head of your penis into ink, and using the head as a stamp.

"Hey bro, did you see how wasted Steve was last night?"

"Yea! I gave him a mushroom stamp on his cheek!"

by Jeffonte July 4, 2017

The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).

1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.

by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

by teddykreuger October 21, 2025

Cream of mushroom

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

by Finger food November 12, 2020