Mountain monkey

A derogative/racial slur used against Kurds.

“you seen the news about turkey bombing Kurdistan” “yeah that’s what them mountain monkeys deserve”

by Idfk_bro November 11, 2021

mountain mikes

A disgusting pizza place in NorCal where white people go. Or if you’re forced by an end-of-the-season baseball, soccer, basketball, party.

Drew: What’s your favorite pizza place?
Max: definetely not Mountain Mikes that place is wack- but their arcade games are pretty cool.

by norcalhoe11 January 23, 2018

Mountain goats

A group of gay mountain bikers. Often seen frolicking gayfully during their excursions.

Indigenous to San Francisco, recently spotted on Sugarloaf Mountain.

The Mountain Goats are active today on Sugarloaf Mountain.

by Mountain Goatwiz June 10, 2019

mountain-done

to have finished consuming all or part of your soft drink of the same name. May be conjugated in any of the "do" forms. Ex.:

ex. 1
guy 1: "Can we go now? Are you mountain-done?"
guy 2: "Only if her name's Kirsten."

ex. 2
gal 1: "Care for a soft drink?"
gal 2: "Nah, thanks, I'm mountain did."

by Germ Lucidius July 26, 2008

Monster Mountain

Best motocross track in the USA, Tallassee, Alabama, once owned by the world famous "Andy Anderson". had to sell it because of a bullshit lawsuit.

What's that track where that kid hit the tractor and his parents sued the owner? O' Ya monster mountain!

by jimmy the gm September 11, 2010

Mountain Range

When you take an upside down nude picture with your Wener between your butt cheeks

Her: You should try something new, your nudes are old fashioned

Him: what do you want me to try?
Her: Do a mountain range

by Ooooooooooooooooooooooooof May 7, 2018

joke mountain

Reached by the final joker when a joke amongst friends continues to escalate to the point where you can go no higher joking about the current topic.

Tyler: Haha! ..and then she grabs a banana and slowly slides it in & out of her mouth real slow like!! hahah..
Jim: ...yeah! and then she takes the banana and bites it in half with the skin on... hahah
Tyler: Whoa man!! I had joke mountain on that.. I reached joke mountain dude. You took it too far...

by smokeywizard October 24, 2016