onii chan mondays

Onii chan mondays is a special holiday in the onii chan world. It celebrates everything about onii chans. Onii chan mondays have foods such as onii sans.

Did you know that ur mom farted very nicely during onii chan mondays? uwu owo uwu

by daddybunkins March 2, 2022

Monkay

The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.

Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.

Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?

Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!

by Awkwarddeadantelope July 21, 2009

Mondayeyes

A poetry and prose website located on friendsorenemies started by William Beckett of the Academy is...
and Remember Maine

guy1: Dude that chick that runs mondayeyes had a great idea!
girl1: Dude that chick's a dude.

by DougieUrieta January 31, 2009

Mondazed

Burnt out after a long weekend of partying, drinking, drugging, whoring- basically just enjoying life past extremes.

I can't believe I'm here today, I'm so Mondazed !

by Rob Postuma September 14, 2003

cara de monda

basically means dick face

"Did you see Jason the other night? He was being a huge cara de monda."

by buttholeias April 14, 2014

MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff

Think of the worst possible things you could imagine, then put in a tube sock that was dunked in expired fish then times it by 123429809. Thats MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.

Person 1: Did you hear Jimmy robbed a bank?
Person 2: that is so MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.

by Never gonna give you up 45328 July 2, 2022

suicide Mondays

the monday after parting hard. esp. after using the drug ecstasy.

"man, i feel like shit. i hate suicide Mondays after weekend raves"

by XCrystalXyourmomX June 30, 2009