pigeon mode

When baser instincts kick while blackout drunk and somehow manage to find your way home. Against all odds.

Damn dude, I was so blacked out last night I have no idea how i got home last night. Gotta love pigeon mode.

by LordCoitus July 12, 2016

rusty midget

A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!

Man i fucked this bitch last night and i woke up with a RUSTY MIDGET!!!!

by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016

Sleep Mode

When you have nothing really important to do, so you temporarily shut down your brain and daydream, a bit like a computer.

Brian: What's wrong?
Zach: Ugh, Will was totally in sleep mode during my presentation. IT WAS IMPORTANT!
Brian: LOL.
Zach: Shut up, you dick.

by definebird August 8, 2017

purple midget

Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple

If you don't stop taking my pencils i'm going to purple midget you

by awesomeis9 June 15, 2018

Monday Mode

The mindset of a middle-schooler (or anyone, really) on a Monday (A.K.A. dead inside) Usually is apparent when someone says something stupid on a Monday.

"Sorry, I'm in Monday Mode."

by nagoL52105 January 7, 2019

Standby Mode

The unspeaking, unable to function state of someone after taking a shit load of drugs.

Derived from computer lingo. When in Standby mode there is still power but the computer is not functioning. This is similar to the high as fuck brain.

What’s wrong with your man?

Don’t mind him...he’s gone into standby mode!

by Vivalamel February 19, 2019

javo mode

when you're smoking two durrys, a cone, drinking a beer and fuckin ya misso at the same time

aye bred you won't go javo mode

by didujustpullasickoneonmymum June 17, 2019