mello

A person who is easily intimidated or startled. Siente mello. (They’re a scaredy cat)

Jacob is so naive that when i said there was a spider on his shoulder he screamed like a little girl. He’s so mello.

by Sofia0083 April 22, 2025

mello

A person who is easily intimidated or startled. Siente mello. (They’re a scaredy cat)

Jacob is so naive that when i said there was a spider on his shoulder he screamed like a little girl. He’s so mello.

by Sofia0083 April 22, 2025

mallop

someone that claims they're "christian" but they're actually just a whore and everyone knows

"i can't believe he got with 3 girls last night and now hes at sunday church with his mum"

"he's such a mallop omg"

by jackknife2309 June 15, 2025

mellowb1rd

Mellowb1rd is a YouTuber who catches poltergeist activity on camera. His first video was titled 'Real Poltergeist Caught On Camera. Poltergeist Activity In My House.' He continued catching poltergeist activities around his house until 21st of April when he made a fake poltergeist video titled 'Violent Poltergeist Activity. Destructive Entity Caught on Tape' which depicts a supposed 'poltergeist' trashing his what I assume to be his living room. 16 days later, he uploaded another fake poltergeist video called 'Poltergeist Caught Stacking Chairs on Video. Unbelievable Paranormal Activity' which depicts another poltergeist or the same one stacking chairs on his kitchen table. People were skeptical on those two videos which their thoughts were right when 5 days later, mellowb1rd uploaded another video called 'Poltergeist Activity. A Paranormal Experiment.' In that video, he reveals how he made those 2 fake poltergeist videos. This fakery made people think his videos after 12th of May 2012 were also fake except for his non-poltergeist videos. Mellowb1rd uploaded his final video on Halloween 2021, which after that, he never uploaded ever again. It's possible he was unalived or had quitted YouTube altogether with his Facebook. His channel remains with 148K subs and his alt account, mellowb1rd2, remains with 732 subs as of September 25th, 2025.

Guy 1: Hey, have you ever heard of mellowb1rd?
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: Search it up.

*Guy 2 searches 'mellowb1rd' on YouTube and reacts to one of his videos*

Guy 2: HOLY THAT IS SOME VIOLENT POLTERGEIST RIGHT THERE!

by RStickCat34 September 25, 2025

mellowb1rd

Mellowb1rd is a YouTuber who catches poltergeist activity on camera. His first video was titled 'Real Poltergeist Caught On Camera. Poltergeist Activity In My House.' He continues catching poltergeist activities around his house until 21st of April when he made a fake poltergeist video titled 'Violent Poltergeist Activity. Destructive Entity Caught on Tape' which depicts a supposed 'poltergeist' trashing his what I assume to be his living room. 16 days later, he uploaded another fake poltergeist video called 'Poltergeist Caught Stacking Chairs on Video. Unbelievable Paranormal Activity' which depicts another poltergeist or the same one stacking chairs on his kitchen table. People were skeptical on those two videos which their thoughts were right when 5 days later, mellowb1rd uploaded another video called 'Poltergeist Activity. A Paranormal Experiment.' In that video, he reveals how he made those 2 fake poltergeist videos. This fakery made people think his videos after 12th of May 2012 were also fake except for his non-poltergeist videos. He stopped uploading after Halloween 2021 possibly due to the controversy. It's possible he was unalived by one of the poltergeists or he had quitted both YouTube and Facebook.

Guy 1: Ever heard of mellowb1rd?
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: Search it up.

*Guy 2 searches 'mellowb1rd' on YouTube and reacts to one of his videos*

Guy 2: *gets scared*
Guy 1: Wh- what's going on?
Guy 2: *attacks Guy 1*

by RStickCat34 September 25, 2025

Mallow

The Truth

Mallow is dropping Insomnia on October 3rd!

by manwithahand November 30, 2025

Mellow Yellow bubble bath.

The act of fully giving zero fucks in a bathtub: you’re dehydrated, emotionally drained, maybe binge-drinking, and mid-bath you just pee… in bright Mellow Yellow glory. You keep scrubbing, sipping, or staring at the ceiling because nothing — not shame, not hygiene, not life — matters right now. Bubbles and vanilla musk optional, chaos mandatory.

“After three days of crying and tequila, I just took a Mellow Yellow bubble bath and didn’t give a damn.”
“Depression-era binge drink, jumps in tub, pees Mellow Yellow, keeps scrubbing — classic Mellow Yellow bubble bath."

by Sahira Persephone January 2, 2026