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Mike Townsend

A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.

Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."

"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
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Mike Pence

Slang for “impotent.”
Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED!
by TwittahBanned4Life January 15, 2021
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Cowboy Mike

A Cowboy Mike is someone who doesn’t eat anything other than meat or cheese with the possible ketchup packet here and there.
Gosh, that boy is such a Cowboy Mike, he barely touched the BLT I packed for him
by Ab4420 July 20, 2021
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Roblux/Mike

Someone who is TERRIBLE at singing. Who tries to sing on discord. A little shit.
Roblux/Mike is trying to sing but fucking sucks.
by Of Course. June 11, 2018
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Mike Posner

A musician who took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii he was cool.
I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool - I Took A Pill In Ibiza by Mike Posner
by KentuckyFriedCars February 8, 2019
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Mike honcho

I spread my Buttcheeks as mike honcho
by Mike honcho0 September 17, 2022
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Wild Mike

Did you see that guy?

Yeah he was wild!
I think that was mike.... wild mike
by Wuuut1276 April 21, 2019
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