“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
Megan and Ruby are bestfriends and alway will be forever and Ruby will never leave Megan and Megan will never tell leave Ruby there family to eachother
Ruby:We’re Bestfriends
Megan:We’re Bestfriends
Megan Mom:You guys are family
Megan Mom:It Megan and Ruby
Megan:We’re Bestfriends
Megan Mom:You guys are family
Megan Mom:It Megan and Ruby
by Rubyssssss June 26, 2021
Something that tends to be rude and for some reason get's an urge to become nude. Is lactose intolerant but that doesn't stop them from having dairy. Usually has an awful smell coming from them that is unbearable. On occasion's may poop their pant's in public, and should probably wear a diaper anywhere it goes. Tend's to be touchy of others, and doesn't understand personal space. Sometimes screams unexpectedly, and make disgusting noises with it's mouth. On the bright side they are fun to be around on the good days.
by coolcat25252525252 November 17, 2018
Meganning = A verb denoting claiming falsehoods and victimising others then falsely claiming victim status, all very aggressively and dishonestly ...
Meganning = A verb denoting claiming falsehoods and victimising others then falsely claiming victim status, all very aggressively and dishonestly ...
Tina always tried to bed Tom while he was still engaged to Ann. She finally did and when Ann found out the whole thing blew up. Now Tina is running around crying to everyone that Ann is an evil b**** just out to malign her and that Tom is useless in bed.... They have been truly meganned!
Tina always tried to bed Tom while he was still engaged to Ann. She finally did and when Ann found out the whole thing blew up. Now Tina is running around crying to everyone that Ann is an evil b**** just out to malign her and that Tom is useless in bed.... They have been truly meganned!
by T. Ruth Seeker May 03, 2023
Megan Miller is the freakiest girl you will find licking pussies at the age of 9 but she is nice but quick to fight back
Stop being a Megan Miller
by idkgoaway November 04, 2020
When a girl loses a condom in her vagina after sex and doesn't find it until a week later and it starts to smell like seafood.
"Susan, I'm so embarrassed, I've been showering, but couldn't get the smell out. I found out i was a total megan fish. I'm so relieved!"
by Sillysemensluts January 15, 2017
Two asians who have such a great personality. They have something called a “link” meaning they think about the same things at the same time. Their friendship is so strong and they have a bond that no one can break.
by bobbyhilfiger December 04, 2017