When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*
“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
by TheHogMan July 29, 2025
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by RageMaterDaddy67 November 27, 2025
Get the Rage Mating mug.The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.
If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.
If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.
All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.
If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.
All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.
by TodiRow February 21, 2011
Get the Beer-o-matic mug.The adoption of trends through the use of props, mostly bought together, such as hoodies, knit brim caps and jeans- or leggings, UGGS and earflap hats.
Can also be used when specific groups of people move into into an established neighborhood, as in urban influx or urban development.
Can also be used when specific groups of people move into into an established neighborhood, as in urban influx or urban development.
"Hey man, with that new hat, jeans and hoodie you got on, it looks like you got all Trend-O-Matic at Target today."
"Oakland has changed, man. A bunch of trendsters who moved from SF when the economy tanked. Lot's of hoodies, tattoos and baby strollers. This used to be a totally cool neighborhood. Now it's Trend-O-Matic."
"Oakland has changed, man. A bunch of trendsters who moved from SF when the economy tanked. Lot's of hoodies, tattoos and baby strollers. This used to be a totally cool neighborhood. Now it's Trend-O-Matic."
by L D QUEEN December 31, 2011
Get the Trend-O-Matic mug.The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.
"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .
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