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Main-sequence Empire

An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.

Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?
by Ian December 9, 2004
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The Mike Main Special

A sex act in which you preform 5 positions in 5 minutes and then blow it on your partners chest.
Guy 1: I gave a girl the Mike Main Special last night.
Guy 2: Awesome!
by The kid99 November 1, 2009
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People’s Main Event

Invented by Ariel Helwani. A phrase used to denote a fight on an MMA fight card that garners much attention from the MMA fan base. A fight that fans are looking forward to watching just as much, if not more, than the card’s actual main event.
Ariel Helwani: The fight that fans are looking forward to most is Todd Duffee vs Gian Villante, it is without a doubt the people’s main event. Okay guys I’ll see you next week, same time, same place, till then I say, “Peace, I’m outta here!”
by Leuii November 17, 2021
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My Main Nigga

My Best Friend

Can also be used in context when referring to whom you often drink, smoke, or on occasion Eiffel Tower with.
Shit. There's my main nigga John. We gonna get drunk, smoke da chronic, and eiffel tower dat bitch over there. Fo free!
by Tom da Bom June 15, 2008
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main screen turn on

Reference to poor translation in the English version of "Zero Wing," a decade-old video game. OTher such mishaps include "Someone set up us the bomb," "All your base are belong to us," "You have no chance to survive make your time," "Main screen turn on," "You are on the way to destruction," and "What you say?". See www.allyourbase.com for a clip from the original game.
by Vervius October 29, 2003
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Maine potato packers

When 2 Maine siblings make potato guns and have a contest of who can shoot more lubed potato’s up there ass then try to shit them out and cook them for diner
Maine potato packers can be fun
by Incest is the best February 27, 2019
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Spitfire cloak main

You don’t need to know what game it’s from you just need to know it’s cancer.
Person1:what do you play
Person2:I'm a Spitfire cloak main.
Person1: oh I’m so sorry I didn’t know you’re retarded
by SyborgCat July 11, 2020
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