moose knuckle

The cameltoe's very large cousin

"damn that girl has a huge cameltoe" no its a moose knuckle

by trever Stansell February 28, 2008

bull-moose

A very large female overweight by 200 pounds that acts, walks, & talks like a man.

damn that bull-moose be trifiling!

by freekydude May 28, 2008

moose stuff

Extremely kinky sexual fetish involving moose, argyle sweaters, and lots of honey.

"Yo momma ain't no better than a 2 dollar crack whore doing moose stuff for free!"

by Moose Stuffer January 10, 2013

moose knuckles

The Canadian term for the Camel Toe, Where the woman vagina shows through a very thin pair of pants resembling the foot of a moose.

Eh! Jimmy, you can see your fat wifes moose knuckles in those ugly spandex pants.

by I Cant Believe You Have Never Heard Of This March 1, 2008

moose nuts

when your nuts hang down to your knees due to a lack of semen.

the man pulled down his pants to moon us, but all we saw were his moose nuts.

by Ipodium November 29, 2007

moose vagina

is big, brown, and harry and hasn not been shaven in 3 years.

i had sex with this chick with a horrible moose vagina last night.

by cody casteneda australian moose expert October 1, 2006

Moose Crickets

Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.

John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!

by Glacier Princess May 3, 2008