Metis milkshake

A form of diarrhea characterized by a complete lack of solid, doing nothing but turning the water brown. Bonus points for it being Rielly stinky.

Brb, I have to go drop a Metis Milkshake

by Dave-Landon September 20, 2023

Electric Milkshake

When you and a mate are going for the same chick, but without you knowing she gives your friend a blowjob. You kiss her shortly afterwards, wondering why her mouth tastes unusual.

Yeah Cody and Michael were out last Wednesday night, Cody went missing with a girl in the toilets and then served Michael an Electric Milkshake

by Bennycuz May 25, 2023

rubber milkshake

When you finish in a condom and pour it all over her stomac

Stay there I'm gonna make a rubber milkshake

by Brahbro6969 August 22, 2017

Sour Milkshake

A Sour Milkshake is when you jerk off onto a sad girl.

My girlfriend was depressed last night so I gave her a sour milkshake.

by anonymous April 7, 2021

Extra Chocolaty Milkshake

When you jerk off into a blender and ejaculate a lot and then shit into the same blender. Add some ice cream to add some sweetness, then blend it all up and serve it to your partner.

Steve: Why weren't you at the game yesterday?
Dan: Sorry man, I was giving my girlfriend an Extra Chocolaty Milkshake.

by BedSideCreme May 23, 2024

East calder Milkshake

When a divorced woman from east calder rides her ex husbands chode dick until he squirts every last drop of cum in his body into her uterus. she then gets pregnant and makes him pay for child support so she can use the money to buy primark stitch pjamas and scratch cards

sean lammond is such an east calder milkshake, he rode cara last night

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 30, 2025

Chocolate Milkshake

When someone's ass sweat and feces mix together and create a sludgy, chocolate-like substance in their back end which soaks their pants in what looks like a Chocolate Milkshake.

"Dude did you see mike yesterday; he had a crazy chocolate milkshake going on."

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025