mexican chrome

also know as duck tape

what mexicans put on there cars to keep them together

by PlayDohMan July 22, 2004

mexican smokestack

(noun) - a sexual act involving a clown, a chimpanzee skeleton, an apple pie, a wheelchair, a bowling pin, a bible, exactly three tubes of toothpaste, a compass, a grandfather clock, a barbie doll, a carton of egg nog, and a cattle prod.

"...that was disgusting!"

"Not as disgusting as Andrew giving Meredith a mexican smokestack."

by Janet Hartwell November 26, 2007

Meximan

The mexican superman who goes around Mexico with his indestructable moustache and his sidekick Burritolad. He's not a very useful superhero but he can help with simple tasks.

Oh no we are out of taco shells who will help us.

Look what's that coming down the dirt road?
Is it a man, a car?
No it's Meximan on his trusty stead "Chimi the Packmuel"

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

new mexico rodeo

When a girl sits on a guys chest and takes a shit on his chest while giving him a handjob...The guy will try to buck her off and she holds on like riding a bronco at a rodeo

Tom was pissed when Susan gave him a new mexico rodeo without his approval.

by John Trident September 7, 2006

Mexican WMD

5 HP Leaf Blower

Bring out the Zyrtec it's the only thing that will protect you if you are attacked by a Mexican WMD!

by King Castillo April 1, 2009

Mexicanesian

Referring to a mexican.

My mexicanesian friend at school can get a job easier than my Veteran dad.

by Vegaaas April 18, 2009

Mexican Sourgrub

When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.

Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.

by Seeeh September 2, 2009