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Megan

Megans can be good friends sometimes. They are decent at keeping secrets but very loud so if they don’t hear you the whole world will know. Megan usually gets very mad when you talk about specific crushes that you will know of and fights with Megans don’t last very long. Megans are loud and sometimes annoying but that’s ok.
Oh no Megan!
by kweenbosslady January 17, 2020
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Megan

Megan is a person who is whiter than a flashbang. She is very caring and kind she also weighs more than a hippo
Megan Mom!
by rogangcrew@gmail.com February 24, 2020
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Megan

She is a mega stinky poo
Megan stinks of poo
Megan is a poo
Megan is poopy
by GonK Droid September 30, 2022
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Megan

She is a kick ass person with the best braai skills. She will beat any guy at a braai, she makes a mean ass potato salad and she is smokin hot.
Wowthat girl is such a Megan.
by suzymary November 22, 2021
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Megan

Megan is the comedian and is a gamer. But she's awkward. Megan can be a crazy crackhead sometimes and supports everything good (e.g BLM, LGBTQ+, etc. ) She has a ton of friends but sometimes they can betray and words can really get to her. So be careful what you say around a Megan because it can really get to her and can make you friendship break. Make sure to take care of a Megan because she will care back. She gives good tips and is always there for you when you are feeling down. Never let go of a Megan, you may not get her back.
Girl 1: Where's Megan? I really miss her.
Girl 2: Not sure but I need her, NOW!
Girl 1: Same, she's the best...
by Never forget a Megan. January 8, 2021
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Megan

Big ass,sexy af,popular and so nice if you meet a Megan never let her go.while she is sexy she is really nice and really funny.when you first meet you will think no I don't want to be friends with that bitch but when you become friends with her you realize that she is really important to you.
Boy:"wow she is so sexy"
Boys mate:"I herd she's called Megan"

Boy:"she is my new gf "
by Donutsandpotatoes March 8, 2020
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Sweaty Megan

waking up covered in sweat after hallucinating on hemp or cannabis.
I ate way too many gummies last night and woke up with a sweaty Megan.

You better not eat that many gummies or you will get a sweaty Megan.

Bro, my sweaty Megan was so bad last night that I need a case of beer and a cold shower.
by Ranku78 September 9, 2023
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