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McDonald's 

Bait for fatasses. Usually has a play-area for snot-nosed 5-year-olds to spit on each other, piss down the slide, cannonball into the ball pit, and end up with a wicked nose bleed, giving the other kids aids.
Don't go to McDonald's unless your fat, wanna get fat, or have a snot-nosed little shit that wants to become a Happy Meal addict.
McDonald's by Jeffy12345 February 11, 2021

McDonald’s fries

Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated
That girl is stale like McDonald’s fries

McDonald's breakfast 

That'll make your p0ssy throb
That'll make your pussy throb means that the food is so good example McDonald's breakfast

Mcdonald Bowl 

A Fantasy Football game named after a douchebag food lion employee. This game features the two worst teams in the league, and the loser is awarded the golden plunger, and the Toilet chair of shame!
Well its been another unlucky year of fantasy football, looks like I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.

McDonald’s Hot Coffee 

180 degree coffee that caused third degree burns on an old woman in the passenger seat of a stationary car.
She only asked McDonald’s to pay for her hospital bills, but when they only offered $500 she had no choice but to sue. Big corporations are the reason why you think that she was abusing the legal system to get a quick buck. Don’t be fooled, McDonald’s Hot Coffee is hot.

mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi 

The most crappy wifi you would ever use
(JUST DON'T USE IT,IT GIVES YOU BAD INTERNET,STICK WITH YOUR INTERNET)
Man, mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi is so bad that my ping can rise to 999999999
i need to stick with my wifi instead of this