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london

she is nice when you meet her but once you get to know her she is a hoe a** girl and if u date her dont break up whith her or her lil sis will act like a female dog
#mean #ugly#london
by you know who cristan revira December 5, 2018
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A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.
Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!
by CP/AC November 23, 2023
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London People

people who always carry knifes or daggers on them, this is coming from a person whos in the UK themselves
by MEWHENTHEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH October 27, 2025
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London

A dick, fuckboy and a player. He cheats on every girlfriend he has. He doesn't respect woman. He has a lot of acne and anger issues. He is a bad kisser with a very small dick. He is bad at flirting and takes ugly selfies. If you're dating a guy who's name is London, dump him. He is a piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be happy. He is very desperate and is not a good hugger.
"My boyfriend cheated on me!"
"Omg what a London!"
by pizzarhut April 6, 2019
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London

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London is a very Handsome young man. He can talk and be a savage but makes sure he gets his work done in school. He is really smart but if u be nice to him he will be nice to u. He is a very good friend and he will always stick up for his friends. he has blonde hair brown eyes. He also may get mad at his friends but everytime u talk to him u will always have a smile on your face.
Have u ever seen London at your school
by London November 19, 2023
London is a very nice guy
by I wrote under the name of Jade November 19, 2023
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Oli London

Oli London is a Koreaboo. First he’s saying he’s married to jimin, saying he’s jimin and saying his fathers jimin. He is saying he look like a KPOP idol. He got a plastic surgery over 100,000 dollars to look Korean. He is islamophobie and islamophobie is when people hate Islam and they take it to far. For e.g someone took it to far and burned a Quran *muslims holy book*
by Olilondonphobic May 17, 2022
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The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.
Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.
by Limp4London July 25, 2024
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