linoncello

a very good tasting liqor,from italy

Would you like to go with me into the woods and get drunk of of some linoncello??

by tomball December 16, 2007

Linkophobia

A fear of links ; preferably ones of Edward Cullen

me : " Yo dude ! I just sent you a link of Jay-z's niggas in paris , check it out !

my mentally challenged peer : nah bro i got a severe case of linkophobia !

by Blowing Bubbles With Swag June 16, 2012

Lincoln log

When you are participating in anal sex and they shit on your dick

Anal was fun untill she gave me a Lincoln log

by ploppypoppy99 August 7, 2015

Lindo

She is one of the best,beautiful,smart and amazing people that you'll ever meet sometimes she may shock you in the most unexpected ways or you might lose trust in her but when you need them they are there for you.

Lindo helped me in the hardest of times and she is a low-key hottt person.

by Low-key Lindoooo October 13, 2019

Aberham Lincoln

Aberham Lincoln is the 14th (i think) president of this supposedly great nation of ours called America, He lead the Union (blue uniforms) versus the Confederates (White/Grey) and won, Thus ending slavery. He was MOST LIKELY the best president America has had. Not only that, he made America great.

Henry: “What’s your favorite president?”
Zach: “Aberham Lincoln of course!”
Henry “okay you don’t need to yell.”

by LongJohnJohn September 10, 2020

Beard Of Lincoln

Noun; A beard made of pubic hair and secured to the person's face by semen. The Beard of Lincoln is "given" by a man that ejaculates on their sexual partner's chin and cheeks, then rips a handful of his (or their) pubic hair and sprinkles the hair onto the semen. The semen secures the pubic hair to their face and resembles a beard.

"I busted my load on her chin, ripped out a handful of my pubic hair and threw it on the load." You would reply, "Oh man, you gave her the Beard of Lincoln."

by iceman 69 December 23, 2009

Mr. Lincoln

a synonym for erection. usually used to tell someone that you have an erection but not as abrupt as saying " dude i have a boner"

Guy #1: Dude I have a Mr. Lincoln right now.
Guy #2: um do i care?

by avelmen1889 September 14, 2009