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Left hand man

A right hand man for a lefthander.
He was always with his left hand man.
by Solid Mantis March 9, 2021
mugGet the Left hand manmug.

miguels left foot

a prosperous business located in the centre of the world, Auschwitz concentration camp with several other locations around the world
wow thats such a nice place, miguels left foot is so creamy
by one spicccy boi with 3 c's October 21, 2020
mugGet the miguels left footmug.

left lane lag

a condition on limited-access high-capacity arterial roadways aka freeways where a disproportionately large convoy of vehicles occupies the "number one" aka left-most lane in anticipation of passing sauntering traffic in the other lanes. The cause of the build-up is often a beltway bitch or a motorist who is passing other slower motorists at a marginally higher velocity, often less than 1 mph greater, often out of fear that s/he may be pulled over for speeding if s/he goes any faster. Warning: this condition often creates freeway fags.
This left lane lag is ridiculous. That Buick needs to move over and let us pass!
by Driving School April 7, 2009
mugGet the left lane lagmug.

Left Lane Marauder

An inconsiderate person who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.
Chris had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Marauder.
by CSH79 April 27, 2011
mugGet the Left Lane Maraudermug.

Left Handed scissors

When two willing sexual partners rub anuses ,in a scissor fashion, for sexual stimulation.
I walked in to the local Mouse Lodge and caught Jeff and Tom using the old left handed scissors.
by DJ Rick MoreAnus December 10, 2019
mugGet the Left Handed scissorsmug.

Left chat patty

A person that continuously leaves group chats with no explanation.
This person just did a left chat patty
by Yoloswagmoneypants June 16, 2020
mugGet the Left chat pattymug.

left handed screwdriver

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022
mugGet the left handed screwdrivermug.

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