Oli London

Oli London is a mad human that calls himself Korean when he’s not, is Ugly, talentless, auto tune king and he doesn’t look a bit like Jimin, he’s crazy. He even married a cardboard Jimin which is not cool.

He is now behind Rosé, #Saverosiefromoilylotion

He auditioned for HYBE to join BTS, failed miserably

And now he auditioned to become the 5th member of blackpink, failed miserably once again

Go check out his butter and how you like that cover, it was HORRIBLE, the audacity he had to make a cover on them. He uses so much auto tune and his voice sounds like a dying cockroach.

Oli london x Jay why pee oppar collab would be a masterpiece ✨

Don’t Stan oily lotion, not worth it
Hey you know oli London just made a cover on how you like that? It was terrible!

Well at least he never disappoints when it comes to disappointing
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oli london is a disgusting idiot who thinks they're park jimin.
person 1: "have you heard oli london's new song?"
person 2: "yeah it's absolute shit."
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Oli London

A mentally ill British man who wants to look like BTS's Jimin but failing miserably because he has no Korean ancestry. He has spent easily over $1,000 on these dumb plastic surgeries, but yet, how does he know he looks "Korean"? He does not. lmao
Oli London, just stop.
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Oli London

A "Koreaboo" that wants to look like Jimin from the South Korean Band, BTS (BangTan Boys). He has gotten 18 surgeries to look like his Idol. He is very controversial on the internet for his broken Korean and overall being very delusional.
Girl 1: Have you heard of Oli London? Girl 2: Ew, You mean that Koreaboo? Girl 3: Of course! I love him.
by Euphoric_Saikou April 20, 2022
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mr london

A very wealthy cockney gentleman sometimes referred to as Mr Landan, a close relation of Dr Evil.
mr london Well fuck me geezer er cums mr fackin landan init , hes fackin minted inee.....Cant
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lost here in london

to be caught up in your head or overwhelmed by your thoughts
"are you okay, man?"

"yeah, i'm just lost here in london."
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A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.
Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!
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