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Murray's Law

Murray's Law states that everybody is happier when they are receiving sex on a somewhat regular basis. Food tastes better, work is easier, etc. when people are getting sex on at least a somewhat regular basis. Murray's Law can apply to people in relationships or people not in relationships.
Joe: Why has John been so happy lately?

Dave: He's been getting some every night this week. Murray's Law, dude.
by jimmyjohn18 April 23, 2011
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babyface law

Babyface Law is a term used to define cucks who would rather watch their wife bang well hung dudes rather than go through the pitfalls of a divorce. Specifically, it is the face Todd Clem (aka Bubba the Love Sponge used when Hulk Hogan was banging his wife.
Mike Waters: I can't believe you let Hulk Hogan bang your wife!

Todd C: (as his face contorts) If I don't put on the babyface law, I will be tied up in divorce court.

Mike Waters: As least Heather is satisfied.
by Bubba Army Troll October 27, 2019
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Mothra-in-law

The mother of Bridezillas husband and her arch nemesis
After the wedding we get to see Bridezilla and Mothra-in-law square off at the reception!
by E. Sweet March 24, 2010
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Bausen's Law

Bausen's Law 175=300
Bausen's Law its worth plate=kill
by Tarpe September 5, 2023
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mister-in-law

The partner of someone's gay brother.
I had dinner with my brother and mister-in-law last night.
by chateaudebelves October 16, 2009
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Zeed's Law

For every Zeed action there is a breakage reaction.
Zeed: *plugs in monitor adaptor*
PC: BSOD
Everyone: "ah...that's Zeed's Law...
by Vide_Wagina January 24, 2020
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Doyle's Law

When a Russian tries to say Murphy's Law, but fucks up his expressions as usual.

Means the same as Murphy's Law, mainly used by first generation immigrants.
It is, how you say...Doyle's Law, da?
by tuxperience June 9, 2004
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